Brewmaster Eric sports a similar look when he gets Stogo in his beard.
That's right, tastemasters - the EVBC has finally come to the delicious conclusion that we need to host another poppin' bottles party. Brewmaster Marshall can't get enough of the buzz on our E. Vil. Empire stout floats, and with the imminent completion of our chocolate stout we're gearing up for a dessert party of epic proportions. Months of preparations and near failures have led us to this delectable moment and we want you all there - tentative diabetes inducing sugar rush date - May 1415 or May 21/22!
Yes friends, it's been far too long since we spent weeks upon weeks perfecting and creating our brews only to give them away in a vain effort to purchase your fan loyalty. I credit our facebook fanpage's failure to explosively grow in popularity due to the fact that we (1) aren't really much of a brewery and (2) fail to actually put products into the market stream. Well that shit changes today. Well, in two weeks. Ok more like two and a half weeks... but the point is, we're gettin fuschnookered on ice cream floats, and so are you!
Cookies? We'll have em. Lactose free options? You know it. Fritos? Damn skippy, cause I got like 60 bags left over from my birthday party (esoterically misguided in its humour but perfectly divine in its execution). Good friends? Well that's where you guys come in. Of course we'll have further updates as the date approaches, but keep your calendars open. I'm thinking we overload on sweets then try to go start fights at a local dive bar. Nothin says badass like a stout float stache.
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