He's probably not quite ready for the tightrope act yet.
A letter from the desk of Brewmaster Eric
Dearest Tastemasters -
We are saddened to hear that our latest attempt at keeping on the cutting edge of technology has failed. Specifically, we refer to the "Gut Instinct Homebrew" countdown timer. Despite multiple rounds of troubleshooting and HQ's best minds on the project, we simply have not been able to get the damn thing to work right. Luckily, you seem to be forgiving and understanding folks, so hopefully we'll get an E(vbc) for Effort.
Our sincerest apologies,
Brewmaster Eric
