Brewmaster Marshall and I consider ourselves men about town... Sure, we're busy bees with all the normal goings on but we're nothing if we don't keep up with pop culture. Whether we're attending super fly dj parties in Billyburg or getting in touch with the 'normals' at the Jimmy V basketball classic at MSG, we're dope mother f-ers. That's why I keep my finger on the pulse of the city...you know, make sure it feels ok, send it funny text messages like "where r u, iz in ur kizchn, eatsin ur pad tie!" or just staring at it longingly through the window with some sweet night vision goggles I picked up on eBay. You know, cause we're cool and junk.
And everyone in the know makes sure to check their NYAM Bits O' Buzz column cause that's where the hottest of the hot get their info. Needless to say, I was pretty cheesed off when I saw that Tila Tequila made it back into the headlines but our awesome Poppin' Bottles party didn't get any coverage! Tila's gone from MySpace hottie to boob tube superstar to Shawn Merriman lawsuit maker to virtual obscurity, but she's back and she's gettin hitched. Anyways, we here at the East Village Brewing Company wish her and her new partner-to-be all the best - we're just bitter we got snubbed AGAIN by the free commuter news dailies. The good news however is that EVBC breaks open its first batch of Stuy Town Nut Brown this evening, 8pm at EVBC HQ!! Even if it's not news that's fit to print, its surely worth blogging about!
Nearly as exciting? I think B.M. and I will be entering this Saturday's 'Best Dance Crew' open calls and we need a few pop-n-lockers to help round out the team. I can do a pretty sick head spin, and I was an underprivileged youth who found that through dancing I could save my embattled community center from the sinister grasp of some local business developers. Marshall can literally do two flips in the air from the second position while wearing his sweet Air Force Ones that he scammed off the back of a truck. We'll probably need a couple sassy ladies and at least one break dancing Asian dude to pull this off. Jinwoo, looking in your direction buddy...
So come one, come all - EVBC Poppin Bottles Party/Dance Crew Tryouts, Tonight at 8pm!
