In celebration of secondary fermenting, I've whipped up some bawdy limericks for everyone's enjoyment.
The Ballad of B.M. If you run into Brewmaster Thompson / Don't ask 'bout his brew-making johnson / It mixes the grains / But oft fails to drain / Any question'ble jetsom and flotsam.
So cries the Brewmaster Brewmaster Eric doth pout / When'ere he hears tastemasters shout / "Your siphon tubes' clipp'd / And we hear you're equipp'd / With a racking cane terribly stout."