New beer finally named, ends contest about which few people cared to begin with

"The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection." Michelangelo

Tastemasters, today is truly glorious - we are proud to announce the newest work of art from our fancy little brewery, a Belgian witbier known henceforth as "First Street Wheat".

Credit for the naming, and the winner of the contest lightly publicized by Brewmaster Eric over the past few weeks, goes to none other than David James Cole famous the neighborhood over for his incredibly offensive Guess Who playing style and a keen ability to name beers that may well never make it to market. Cole's dedication to the EVBC brew-niverse has netted him grand prize for the naming contest - pizza with the Brewmasters and a tour of EVBC HQ. Congratulate him when you get the chance!

In other news, Brewmaster Marshall and I will be bottling our newly titled First Street Wheat a bit later this week, marking a fortnight countdown to the next homebrew release party! Many dedicated Tastemasters were a bit salty after we gave our brews to strangers earlier this month, but fear not - this next round will be all about you! Although HQ has DEFINITELY not authorized it, I'll be looking into getting some fun door prizes for everyone (bear in mind, they may just be pictures of me winking at you). So mark your calendars (tentatively) for late February, cause it's about time, and its about the Tastemasters!